Dentures

Lizzy: May I have dentures?

Me: You want dentures? We'll have to talk to Daddy about getting you some dentures. 

I Like Math

Lizzy: Jordan, can you lift these 5-pound weights?

Jordan: I don't want to lift the weights.

Lizzy: I just want to see you do it. 

Jordan: Lizzy!  I  LIKE  MATH. 

Jordan's prayer later that night: 

"Please help everyone to do well in the thing that they like to do. For Daddy that's programming. For Lizzy that's athletics. For Mommy that's teaching. For me that's math."

Go Go Go To Bed!

This evening I made up a song. It is sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells." It might become a nightly tradition. 

Go to bed, go to bed,

Go go go to bed.

Go to bed, oh go to bed,

Go go go to bed!