Peeese

Lizzy: Jordan, do you want some water? Okay. What do you say?

(pause)

Lizzy: Jordan! What do you say?

(pause)

Lizzy: Jordan!! Say PLEASE!

(pause)

Lizzy: Say PLEASE Jordan! SAY PLEASE!

(finally)

Jordan: Peeese.

Lizzy: That's much better.

Cereal

So I get a bowl of cereal for myself (kids have already eaten) and Jordan comes to sit on my lap and share my cereal. At first it's a fine sharing activity.  But when the bowl gets low Jordan decides it's all his. He screams every time I take a bite. So he finishes the bowl and I'm still hungry.

Trick or Treat House

We went by Morgan's work to give him something in the middle of the day. Lizzy said, "We are here to save Daddy."

As we left, she remembered that we dressed up and went trick or treating in his office building for Halloween. She said, "That's the trick or treat house."

USPS or UPS?

UPS Package: Ordered on Thursday. Received following week on Friday at 5:00 pm. 8 days.

USPS Package: Ordered on Thursday. Received following week on Monday at 2:00 pm. 4 days.

How long do you want to wait for you gorgeous new lia sophia jewelry that you earned for free? hmm.

Dog

Kira: Do you have a dog?

Lizzy: I don't have a dog. I have my brother, Jordan.